I was a Tag-virgin, figuratively speaking, until I got tagged by Vimal. Must say it’s been great fun..
What do you do when..
---You see a man making a pass (trying to woo / flirt / impress) on a woman you like?
A woman I like …!!!! .. Well, for starters I am not built that way. If it’s a man I like then, I will probably go “the Julia Roberts way” (a la My Best friend’s wedding) .. It’s WAR and may the best scheming lady win…
--Some one you like, is not attracted to you?
No Big deal... There are bigger, colourful, richer, better looking fishes in the ocean once I look out of the well... Definitely not Armageddon for me if the guy i like doesnt like me back ...
--You are attracted to someone, but both of you are in two different cities?
Too practical to pursue long distance relationships...Been there- Done that – It’s not hunky-dory all the time … Only for the brave hearts and I don’t think I am one..
--You are reading a book, and your best friend wants to borrow it and can’t wait for you to finish reading, ‘coz he/she has been looking for it for all their life?
Well my best friend will have to keep looking for the book for another day then..Sky’s not going to collapse on his/her head in a day cos he/she disnt read the book that night.And life’s like that.. You always don’t get what you want ASAP, do you ? Even if you think God's your best friend...
--You help plan his / her career, and then, they go on to achieve it, leaving you behind, alone.
Arghhh… not again.. I’ve been taking some some black magic classes.. Maybe someday it will work..
-– What do you do when you have something to tell but no one around to listen ?
Actually honestly i cant beat Vimal’s answer... Inimitable.. Maybe, write a book, email myself or call 0007-23456789 (That’s number of “Call Me” – 5.99$ per hour for a personal conversation with a personal friend)
My additions …
--What will you do in your last hour on earth after which you are going to get back to planet Zorro (You are a Zorroain on earth collecting specimens of earthlings, of course)
--Who do you want to be like - Calvin, Hobbes, Brad Pitt, Mr Bean, Alice (from Alice in Wonderland), Phoebe Buffet, Salman Rushdie or Chandler? And Why?
And my rules... None.. Anyone who wants to answer these 2 questions are more than welcome to do so..
Since I can’t think of anyone else to Tag as of now and also cos Vimal is desperately trying to find people to tag Aparna.. I am doing the honors..
Aparna, You are the sole Tagee (I hope that word exists).
" The one who created this tag is smart but not as smart as the one who tagged me"