Wednesday, February 25

5 Top ways to torture people who tag u in photos in FB

.. And especially tag you for the wrong reasons.. Vinod, u mite wonder who i am referring to ..well, keep thinking.

1. Make them a Himesh Reshamiah tape with his top 10 songs and play it to them in a loop continuously for entire day , so that even Britney spears will sound like Nirvana.Even Music on the lifts will be Himmesh's hits.

2. Stuff their pockets with karuvaadu(dried Fish) and let them wear the same shirt continuosly for 3 working days. All the next-cubicle-greeneyeed-Hotties will pay them to take a bath and .. no more dates with hot women!Period.

3.Hand them over to goons who will take them to Kasimedu, set them in wet cement and threaten to drop them in Mariana Trench.Alternatively subject them to 20 hours of Saas -bahu serials on sun TV and be asked to compare the protagonist of top 5 shows. Brownie point if a SWAT analysis is done.

4.Get grounded for the next 4 weeks with a TQM text. Cookies and a glass of milk will be served before dinner instead of popcorn and beer.No socialising. No parties.No chatting. No tagging people on FB , mainly.

5. Post embarassing pictures of the tagger and tag him in FB, orkut, Linked in, Tagged,ryze and every conceivable social networking site. Brownie points if the pic has the said person picking his nose or oggling at women/men or picking out lice from their head.

Some people(ok 1 person) has enthusiastically expressed his desire to do this tag.. So i am tagging Prads to do this tag.. Prads .. Revenge time ..Revenge does taste sweet !!.. Would u like to do the tag , vinod ? ;-)

32 comments:

Angel's Flight said...

That was quick..and then this post made me go into FB and check out the tab...hahahaha

By the way whts news? hahaha .. sorry couldn't resist :))

Barath said...

And hello sis, did I ever tag you!!!

Nautankey said...

Why ya..why this kola veri. Looks like I shud not show up anywhere in 10km radius around you :D

oorjas said...

Taggers beware...!

good i never tagged you.. ;-)

Prasad said...

buhahahahahahahahahahaha!!! yes yes i will join too :DDDD

Bedazzled said...

shalini ..hee hee ..another traumatised tag-survivor and i decided to do this tag and spread the word !!.. hows u? long time no activity on blog

Bharat.. hee hee ..nee illa!! ;-)

vinod .. dude,What goes around comes around..which one wud u prefer out of the 5 options ??

OOrjas ..smart gal !!:-)

Prasad.. actly prefer calling u ranga !! .. u an affected party too ?ah , the pimp !!! :-).. do u r list soon ..

vimmuuu said...

Oh god, never knew you were such a sadist !!!! I will be careful with you from now on.

Now, Im sorry for mentioning about you in my recent post! LOL.

...nIShAntH... said...

Oh man!..you are pure evil!! :P

Nothin can beat the first one.You need not actually start the punishment ,..jus tell the person wat the punishment is gonna be and he/she would do the rest.

Hilarious post! :D

Aaarti said...

:) I know where that came from... !!!

Well, am also dying to know which of the 5 N'key is gonna take on...

Nautankey said...

1st one looks tolerable :D..and the 2nd one was THE most sadistic and cruel one :(

Shayari said...

Lol:)How cruelly imaginative..!!;)

For a normal person #1 option would be more than enough!

Bedazzled said...

vims ..well..Pick one from the 5 , now !!

Nishanth ..welcome to my corner...:-)..I am the evil master of Castle greyskull.

Arts.. U got u r answer .. number one it is ...

Vinod.. didnt actly xpect u to chose 1 !! hee hee .. u can tolerate himmesh ?? WOW!! .. i bow to thee

Bedazzled said...

Shayari.. :-).. actly seeing himmesh on tv for 2 minutes is torture enuff .. i recently had the misfortune of seeing a part of somesad-ass movie of his .. and was nauseated beyond belief..

praddy said...

well..

1 - nauts would love this

2 - hot women dont anyway come near him. so period.

5- he would take that as a complement :P

myheadtrip said...

itha itha thaan naan ethirpaarthen!! :D

Bedazzled said...

Prads.. 1.. i figured that out now !! .. maybe i will have an addendum to my top 5

2..umm .. well !!

5. seriously .. So what will seriously irritate him.. vinod , pls contribute also !!

Aparna .. uh ? yedha?

verbivorehere said...

Bargs..can i take the person on bail? you knw aftr all his posts are one source of entertainment i dont wanna miss ;P..but the green eyes paying him for a bath is totally ok ;P wat say??

Prasad said...

i vote for 5!!! har har!!! vino is goin DOWN!

Bedazzled said...

verbi.. bail is allowed as long as u replace teh person with someone else ;-).. Any eyes paying is ok !!

Ranga.. he seems so calm and composed .. doesnt look like he is going down!! looks like u have some incriminatory photos.. bring em on !!! I am starting to love FB tags ;-)

Smita said...

Aaigo!!! I had to browse through facebook on my mobile to understand the real logic behind this and i guess Natus is responsible for this. Grrr! Man your sins are piling up. I loved your ideas Bhags and i feel these are applicable on any and everyone who tags people ;)

arvind1187 said...

hahaha ..
i think 1st and 3rd will work out the fastest :D

eye-in-sty-in said...

hee hee hee! lol @ the reshamiya torture! A funny post indeed! Had fun reading it!

Maald said...

For those not ready to turn LOOSE

Mothers Against 'Loosers'

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mirrorcracked said...

Oh my god... You need to calm down... Getting tagged ain't so bad... Gives you more publicity :D

Bedazzled said...

smita.. so glad atleast someone thinks that naut has sinned :-) .. he doesnt seem to be botheed abt his sin-count !!!

eye-in .. Thanks and lovely having u back after a long time.. what does the name mean , btw?

Maald ..ARggghhh !!

Nikhil ..bad publicty aint publicity , dude ;-)

eye-in-sty-in said...

Thanks. didnt know i'd be missed... :-)

the name is
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well, whats in a name anyway, eh!!

Bedazzled said...

Aw.. now dont make me feel bad about not making u feel welcome enough here :-) ..eisi .. umm .any names ok .. but u r handle is intriguing..

eye-in-sty-in said...

naa, I'm not tugging on the guilt chain - I like my alias too... Someone with 14 personalities shd know how important it is to 'keep 'em seperated' :D

Bedazzled said...

ok i finally google and eye sty is an eye infection.. dunno what the connection is !!!..I have always had this problem with u r blog .. whenever i try clicking on the comments , it gives me an error msg .. infact i got into u r blog after a long time thru shayari's post !!

eye-in-sty-in said...

eye-sty is in deedn an eye infection. Looks like u saw only the myopic meaning of my alias, which btw is not why I used the alias.

And ur not the only one who has had access issues to my blog. I had problems with someone elses blosg too. When I used to click on the link in my email, the blog never used to open. Wierd! Plss let me know if u keep having issues accessing my blog. Good luck scratching ur head about my alias :-)

Bedazzled said...

eye-sty, Still same error..still trying to figure out !!

eye-in-sty-in said...

Looks like u were finally successful in commenting :D

Someone else too reported they had issues accessing the comments section.

btw, eye-sty is a REALLY bad abbreviation for my alias! I would prefer not to be called a disease or an infection! :D