Sunday, April 12

Now,this is funny!

A cute forward that left me in splits ..

A Woman Parked Her Brand-New Car In Front Of Her Office Ready To Show It Off To Her Colleagues. As She Got Out, A Truck Passed Too Close And Completely Tore Off The Door On The Driver's Side.

The Woman Immediately Grabbed Her Cell Phone, Dialed To Police Station, And Within Minutes A Policeman Pulled Up. Before The Officer Had A Chance To Ask Any Questions, The Woman Started Screaming Hysterically. Her Car, Which She Had Just Picked Up The Day Before, Was Now Completely Ruined And Would Never Be The Same, No Matter What The Body Shop Did To It.

When The Woman Finally Wound Down From Her Ranting And Raving, The Officer Shook His Head In Disgust And Disbelief.

"I Can't Believe How Materialistic You Women Are," He Said. "You Are So Focused On Your Possessions That You Don't Notice Anything Else."

"How Can You Say Such A Thing?" The Woman Asked.

The Policeman Replied, "Don't You Know That Your Left Arm Is Missing From The Elbow Down? It Must Have Been Torn Off When The Truck Hit You."

"OH MY GOD!" Screamed The Woman. "Where's My New Bracelet?????????"

21 comments:

Sindhu :) said...

:)) =)) Too much!



But on a serious note - its very untrue! :D

avdi said...

haha... poor girl.

Smita said...

Lol. Remember reading another version of this, there was a lawyer instead of the girl. Am sure some MCP did the changes ;)

Angel's Flight said...

hahahahaha, now this is funny!

Praddy said...

LOL

Bedazzled said...

sindhu.. chillax, babe !! .. no serious notes here ..

Avdi.. hee hee, i know !

smita.. another dimension to dumb blonde jokes .. r nt there blonde men? why dont they get poked at ??

Angel.. yeah !

Prads..anything for a laugh !! ;-)

Shayari said...

Lol lol :-)

Kunjal said...

:D:D:D:D

Nautankey said...

ROFL..guess this is a wonderful post. People can read and just leave a ROTFL or LOL comment/smiley :)).. thank yous perusu

Deeps said...

Hilarious...ROTFL!I'm sorrier for the lost bracelet:P!

oorjas said...

LOL.. i can say only that.

verbivorehere said...

;P LOL
my hubby literally asked me where is my hairclip aftr a minor 'drowning fuss' in the sea. he even smiled that the glass jar was not broken aftr it fell on my toe! guess the women part should be changed to man ;P; bracelet to watch ;P

Renu said...

LOL:) read it earlier also, but instead of a girl, there was a lawyer:)

tarun said...

Typical Women Character :D

Bedazzled said...

shayari .. ;-)

Kunjal.. welcome here ! ;-P

Vinod..new vision for the blog is posting recession-friendly stuff ..hence jokes !!

Deeps.. i know .. bracelet !!

oorjas.. dil pe mat le yaar !

verbi.. wow!! seriously ..

Renu.. i would have preferred it to be a lawyer !! ..

tarun.. areeyy !! women r not like this .. this is just a joke !! .. it could have been a man also !!

Prasad said...

ROFLLLllllllllllllllll!!!!!

so true so true! :P

aliceinneverland said...

and u have actually used a capital letter for each word...some patience i must say :D

Bedazzled said...

prasad.. Aiyoooo !!! no no no !

Alice..its a forward ,babe .. someone else did the dirty work ! .. i just posted it !

vimmuuu said...

LOL, how true !!!

@ Alice : How on earth did you notice that ??? LOL.

Mumbai Diva said...

LOL.
dropped by after a long time. Am adding you to my reader list :)

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